A Christmas Present

Yo, sandcrabs my loves!

I want to give you a Christmas present because I love you soooo much. I know Intel has been scarce lately but I'm going to make it up to you with:

WHEN THEY FIRST MET, a Top SeKret File that Gennita is passing on to uber-spy editors. Love me back?

Yesssshhhhhhh. Now you'll have to tell me how much and in how many ways.