Thursday, January 12, 2006

Now that we've got those Alex questions taken care of, let's proceed to Lesson Two, little surflettos and surflettas.

Lesson Two goes a little forward in time because I want my question to create more questions, you see. Here is part of an Internal Memo that will eventually be declassified:

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TOP SECRET—ABSOLUTE CODE RED
NOT RELEASABLE TO FOREIGN NATIONALS

cc. to: Intelligence Security Command (INSCOM), Task Force Unit Chief for Operation; Los Alamos Task Force Unit Chief Scientist for Operation ;
CIA Remote Viewing Sector Task Force Unit Chief for Operation SuperVision (SV);
Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA) Asymmetrical Strategic and Counterintelligence Warfare Task Force Unit Chief for Operation ;
Armed Forces Medical Intelligence Center (AFMIC) Task Force Unit Chief Bio-Scientist for Operation Bio-Bot;
COS COMMAND

The new century calls for new measures of defense and Intel gathering. By the President’s orders under Homeland Security Act, all the operations above from our different departments will be combined under one new operation to create a new weapon.
In the last decade, COS COMMAND’s V-Program has proven to be very successful in our infiltration and search/destroy operations. Our COS commando unit remains one of our elite teams.
Welcome to our new and improved: The Super Soldier Spy




Serum X will be the unknown factor. The test-candidate will be difficult to find, but the V-Project, with our nine commandos, had proven that we can achieve a higher level in our warrior training.
This super soldier spy will be our new covert weapon.
Who will be the first candidate?


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Now go catch a couple of waves and think about it....

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hell will be the first candidate, right? I mean, she is practically perfect for the job, right?

10:34 AM  
Blogger COMCEN Magic Eight Ball said...

Very good guess, anonymous! Quite good!

9:46 PM  

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