Pretending To Be Tony Snow Part Deux

Is it me, or is everyone surfing today? It's Sunday...perfect for surfing, if you ask me.

You know, last night I was sitting quietly at a meeting...when no one is asking me questions, I sometimes lurk around and watch. I recorded the funniest thing. Hell walloping Jed in the noggin. KaPow! Dude. Hurts just to watch. Hurts when I rewound the recording. ***insert evil grin***

Which should partially answer the following question:

Anonymous said...
I don't know how Hell will be able to handle Jed. She seems kind of innocent compared to the other GEM operatives. Jed seems to be able to control her pretty easily. Plus Jed seems to have something "special" with ever woman he's ever met, or has just slept with them, and he has a grown daughter. How could Hell ever be or feel special to Jed or "the one" for him, if he has the same feelings for most women. I love Jed but he seems to love every woman. Do you think Hell and Jed have a chance?And what about Alex and T.? Will we see them in Virtually Hers? What did T. really think when Alex said he wanted a baby with her? Will it ever be possible for Alex and T.?

Me Replying:
Hell INNOCENT? Whoa. Are any GEM operatives innocent by nature? But maybe her being out of the loop while training the last few years have put her at a disadvantage, shall we say? There's a lot of things that had happened that she's only aware of, but not totally involved in.

Jed is the idol of all surfer dudes, man. Babes left and right, and totally in control of the waves. Oh yeah. I haven't a clue about his feelings for each and every one of them, but I do know they all respond to him in a way I wish other sandbabies would to moi. He keeps his emotions very close to his chest, that man. I have never seen him project anything other than a cool, calm, and collected demeanor.

Except that time when he thought his daughter was in danger, of course. Did he act quickly then! AND he just upped and disappeared with her. That was years ago, when COMCEN was in total disarray. Actually, I was sort of created to try to predict Jed McNeil's actions. We had to track him like you wouldn't believe. But that's another story.

The wavepoint is...Jed isn't going to go down easy. That's the man I know. Does Hell have a chance with him, you ask? HIS JEDNESS ***ahem*** is freaking getting obsessed with watching her. Mecomputes, that ups the percentage calculation of her chances with him. But that's just me and I don't do emotions. But if YOU expect flowers and candy from His Jedness to Helen Roston (and if SHE expects that)...don't hold your breath. But if you expect intensity....***nodding sagely***

Whew, that tired me out. I need a splash here, dude.

Now, lemme look at T and Alex. Oh yeah, there will be contact. How can there not be? There's work to do, work to do. Maximillian Shoggi is still waiting to be netted in. What did T think about Alex wanting a baby with her? Oh man. That's a sneak preview in Report Two! You can't just sneak that in on me like that!

But T and Alex together? Who do you think is going to win--T or Alex? Computer logic: first things first. T must stop running and Alex must stop comparing her to ***mutter*mutter**** ***datagagged*** ***Blue Screen Of Death*** Dang, and we aren't even using Microsoft's operating system.....

Sorry, Anon-crab, sometimes sand obscures my data....

QUESTION TWO:

Anonymous said...
No doubt in my mind that Hell can handle Jed. I think there is a lot more to her than we saw in the declassified files. She's an ass kicker and I bet she can hold her own.My question is when are we going to get to see part the the declassified files titled "Virtually Hers"? Is Jenn going to post something soon?~Sarah

Yo, Sarah, you gotz it right. Hell can handle Jed...eventually. You know how karma unfolds. He's having a wee bit too much fun with that sexual imprintment stuff, if you know what I mean. ***insert evil grin***

So now you're putting ME to work to calculate the percentages of Gennita Low posting part of other declassified files? Dude. Everyone is making me do math! Sigh. 76.7 percent. Satisfied?

Surf's up! The Big Waves don't wait, babes. Out of battery, out of time! See ya tomorrow, if you have another question! ***snarky echo*** Wet kisses, candy and flow...ers....