Sunday, February 25, 2007

Refresher Course Part Deux

Gennita Low says: New Blogger sucks canal water.

I have no idea what that means but it seems to make her calm her down when she says that, and I'm happy to oblige.

Okay, back to refreshing human memory. I get questions about the number of commandos because Jed McNeil is Number Nine and no matter how many names people count, they come up with...seven. Strange, huh?

Okay, story time, sandcrabettes. Gather around Uncle Eight Ball.

A few years ago, an operation went wrong and half of our Viruses were killed in action. It left COMCEN in shambles because Number Nine and Number One went missing for a while too. Okay, a long while for Number One. Anyway, it took a merger of sorts with GEM to get our act together again, 'kay?

It also took a period of time to regroup because five missing/dead COS Commandos was a Big Thing. To make things worse, another of our commandos were killed in action while looking for his friends. That was the darkest moment at Center. I couldn't even explain to you how it was back here.

Those who remained at the helm:
Michael Hunter
Sullivan
Heath Cliffe

Those who returned to the fold:
Jed McNeil (never could figure out why he went off but 90 percent probability he had business to take care of)
Alex Diamond (with some persuasion)

We did find two replacements: Shahrukh Kingsley and Armando Chang, both of whom are still trying to be all they can be, if you know what I mean. Life continues, operations were reworked, and revenge takes a long time. But we're getting there. I may be just a program but I know what getting even means. We aren't just going to get even, though. We are going to destroy Maximillian Shoggi. We don't talk about Mad Max much any more but he's Enemy Numero Uno around here.

Any Questions? I'll keep refreshing your memory while we wait for declassification of the first Virtual Files.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Refresher Course

Helen requested for files pertaining seven commandos. Can you guess the names, dudettes?

Alex Diamond

Grant Sullivan, Sullivan Grant (he goes by either, it seems)

Michael Hunter

Shahrukh Kingsley

Armando Chang

Heath Cliffe

Jed Conor McNeil

She just wants to get to know her new team better, that's all. *insert evil grin* Lucky girl, they all don't mind giving her permission to read their files. Of course, she's probably comparing them with notes in their GEM system.

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Monday, February 12, 2007

A Test

This is a test.

Gennita Low says she hates New Blogger.

I agree. Now they think I'm her and she is me. That's messed up, dude. They'd usurped my profile too. My picture was wayyyyy better than the one she has now. Don't you agree? Click on my link, go on. Miss my cute little round face? Me too.

Gennita tells me to announce: New Blogger sucks canal water.

Oh, back to business: Hell thinks she knows who the her monitor is and she plans to confront him.

Ha. What if she's wrong?!

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Thursday, February 08, 2007

Some Things To Look Forward To

Declassified file update:

I heard that Gennita Low will be holding some kind of contest for an ARC (Advanced Readers Copy) for some recently declassified papers very, very soon. You wanna guess what those are, dudes? *Insert evil grin.

Remember the trigger device that Jazz-Hawk-Reed was looking for so vigilantly? I know you're dying to find out what really happened in that big summit when it was meant to be used. And how the COS Commandos assumed control of the device. And how it's connected to a password decoded called SEED. And...and...wow, it's all connected, isn't it, dude? Like some conspiracy or something.

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