Looking For Waves

Yo, I'll be parked here till Monday and then Mother Prog is back in charge. And you know the Other Magic Eight Ball ain't nowhere near as loving to you as I am. Or generous. *insert knowing smile* Right?

Tiny wave: I see two confrontations between T and Alex that you will be allowed to dissect and study in the coming up declassified Hell File (they're calling it Virtually Hers. Ha. Humans.) Anyway. TWO confrontations, sandbabies. What do you think of that?

Medium wave: This is actually a reminder. If you have time and you should when it comes to waiting for Big Waves, there's So Much to compare, contrast and go "oooh! Oooh! OOOoooh!" over if you reread the little monthly file links on the side here, starting from August 2005. There be clues there. Clues of time line. Clues of confrontations. Clues of commandos running around. Just sayin'.

Big Wave: I'm keeping this one to myself. Some Intel are best given later better than sooner, you know?

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Question from:

Leilani said...
So what's the chance of us reading more declassified reports... maybe a "prequel" of what happened at Comcen when Jed disappeared... you know, how it all began. Also, will we see anything of Grace and Nikki in either of the two upcoming reports? Inquiring minds want to know. :)

Moi: Whoa. Greeeeeeedy! Jed's disappearance was a tumultuous (tumultuous...where did that word come from...yo, Mom Prog, you aren't messing with my Thewavesaurus again, are you?! Tumultuous....) time here at COMCEN, you know. Those kind of declassified reports are buried deep in the system, Leilani!

But on Nikki and Grace...ah, yeah, two of Jed's girls. Do you doubt it? They're important people in his life, you know. Someone HAS to rein in that wild girl, Grace, I tell you. Maybe I'll introduce her to one of our special operatives working undercover in DC....hmmm....

Tomorrow: Elaine's question.

Better pile on your queries before I go deep sea diving, my pearlies. Because you're so gonna miss me when you get back Mister Boring instead of Moi.

Out of battery, outta time.

Don't Hate Me When I Tease

Yawn.

Recharged. Even a Magic Eight Ball needs a downtime, you know? And Motherboard is too damn busy to entertain you these days, huh? It's like everyone here running around chasing after dangerous weapons. Crazy.

So I'm here to answer your questions about the new declassified file. Let's play!

S asked:

Your right Magic, flowers and candy would not be Jed. But it would sure be funny if it happened. :-) So that's what happened to Jed, he was worried about his daughter. Another question if you can answer: When Hell hits Jed, were you also able to record any conversation between them? Did anyone else see it besides you?With T and Alex: If T is really married then they have a lot more to overcome. Have you been able to find out anything about Talia? Was this another of T's disguises? If Talia is really T's name than that means she has 2 sisters?

Hmm. Jed romantic? Jed romantic? Well, once upon a time, when he was taking care of a certain injured operative he'd saved and she was suffering from AMNESIA.... ***insert coughing

Hell hitting Jed was witnessed by everyone, dude. And he didn't even avoid it. Like he thought it would make her feel better or somethin'. I was impressed by Hell's punch power. Scared me.

As for T, see me shaking my wet little head here. She has so many personas. There's Tasha. There's Talia. But really, she's Tess Montgomery. ***insert evil smile. Talia was an actual person that, unfortunately, had to be persuaded to disappear. She was married to a old Soviet general. I suppose it's Russian general but semantics don't change the Old Guard, you know. Anyway, our T. persuaded him to accept the fact that she was Talia for a while. She's pretty good at that persuasive stuff, as you know.

Anyway, "Talia" was our conduit to Russian technology being drained left and right for money by weapon dealers. She dealt with a shadowy figure, Sasha Barinsky. Then one day, while dealing with this dangerous weapons dealer, a blond man, almost naked, and shivering, dropped into the operation without invitation. How inconvenient! Is that enough teasing for you? *Insert the biggest evil grin evah.

Pretending To Be Tony Snow Part Deux

Is it me, or is everyone surfing today? It's Sunday...perfect for surfing, if you ask me.

You know, last night I was sitting quietly at a meeting...when no one is asking me questions, I sometimes lurk around and watch. I recorded the funniest thing. Hell walloping Jed in the noggin. KaPow! Dude. Hurts just to watch. Hurts when I rewound the recording. ***insert evil grin***

Which should partially answer the following question:

Anonymous said...
I don't know how Hell will be able to handle Jed. She seems kind of innocent compared to the other GEM operatives. Jed seems to be able to control her pretty easily. Plus Jed seems to have something "special" with ever woman he's ever met, or has just slept with them, and he has a grown daughter. How could Hell ever be or feel special to Jed or "the one" for him, if he has the same feelings for most women. I love Jed but he seems to love every woman. Do you think Hell and Jed have a chance?And what about Alex and T.? Will we see them in Virtually Hers? What did T. really think when Alex said he wanted a baby with her? Will it ever be possible for Alex and T.?

Me Replying:
Hell INNOCENT? Whoa. Are any GEM operatives innocent by nature? But maybe her being out of the loop while training the last few years have put her at a disadvantage, shall we say? There's a lot of things that had happened that she's only aware of, but not totally involved in.

Jed is the idol of all surfer dudes, man. Babes left and right, and totally in control of the waves. Oh yeah. I haven't a clue about his feelings for each and every one of them, but I do know they all respond to him in a way I wish other sandbabies would to moi. He keeps his emotions very close to his chest, that man. I have never seen him project anything other than a cool, calm, and collected demeanor.

Except that time when he thought his daughter was in danger, of course. Did he act quickly then! AND he just upped and disappeared with her. That was years ago, when COMCEN was in total disarray. Actually, I was sort of created to try to predict Jed McNeil's actions. We had to track him like you wouldn't believe. But that's another story.

The wavepoint is...Jed isn't going to go down easy. That's the man I know. Does Hell have a chance with him, you ask? HIS JEDNESS ***ahem*** is freaking getting obsessed with watching her. Mecomputes, that ups the percentage calculation of her chances with him. But that's just me and I don't do emotions. But if YOU expect flowers and candy from His Jedness to Helen Roston (and if SHE expects that)...don't hold your breath. But if you expect intensity....***nodding sagely***

Whew, that tired me out. I need a splash here, dude.

Now, lemme look at T and Alex. Oh yeah, there will be contact. How can there not be? There's work to do, work to do. Maximillian Shoggi is still waiting to be netted in. What did T think about Alex wanting a baby with her? Oh man. That's a sneak preview in Report Two! You can't just sneak that in on me like that!

But T and Alex together? Who do you think is going to win--T or Alex? Computer logic: first things first. T must stop running and Alex must stop comparing her to ***mutter*mutter**** ***datagagged*** ***Blue Screen Of Death*** Dang, and we aren't even using Microsoft's operating system.....

Sorry, Anon-crab, sometimes sand obscures my data....

QUESTION TWO:

Anonymous said...
No doubt in my mind that Hell can handle Jed. I think there is a lot more to her than we saw in the declassified files. She's an ass kicker and I bet she can hold her own.My question is when are we going to get to see part the the declassified files titled "Virtually Hers"? Is Jenn going to post something soon?~Sarah

Yo, Sarah, you gotz it right. Hell can handle Jed...eventually. You know how karma unfolds. He's having a wee bit too much fun with that sexual imprintment stuff, if you know what I mean. ***insert evil grin***

So now you're putting ME to work to calculate the percentages of Gennita Low posting part of other declassified files? Dude. Everyone is making me do math! Sigh. 76.7 percent. Satisfied?

Surf's up! The Big Waves don't wait, babes. Out of battery, out of time! See ya tomorrow, if you have another question! ***snarky echo*** Wet kisses, candy and flow...ers....

Super Magic Eight Ball Answers One

Heya! Good to be activated back here. It's been totally boring the way they made me calculate percentages all day and all night because I got One Thing Wrong. It was One Question and it was a bad question, anyway. So it's not my fault that the answer they received was flawed. You have to word the question right and then the percentage of being correct gets higher, fools.

Anyway. Motherboard freed me. I will not say bad things about her for a while. Nice Motherboard.

So we gots uno question from Sweet Surfletta Leilani. Now, that's a pretty surfletta name. You know there's a GEM operative with that name, don't you? She's a killer too. You don't happen to like cashews, do you, Leilani?

Okay, dudes, Leilani asked:

I just loved this last declassified report, Eight Ball!!! So tell me, if you can, that vision Hell had of his Jedness on the beach, is that something yet to come, or something from his past... the Big Bang maybe?? Will we ever get to find out what makes his Jedness tick? About Grace's mom and all that good stuff?

Super Magic Eight Ball replies:

Whoa, step back! His Jedness? HIS JEDNESS? WTW? (Stands for What The Wave, dudette). ***shakingmyRAM***

Okay, lemme look, lemme look. Hell went into spontaneous remote-viewing mode, eh? How. Interesting. She isn't supposed to be able to do that, you know. But she did. And that wasn't no beach; that was on a ship.

Calculation of "vision": 89 percent sez Hell remote-viewed HIS JEDNESS ***insert smirk**** while he was looking for an escaped operative. That's got to be it. Coz that'd be what connected Hell's psyche to him at that moment because she caused that problem, you know.

HEY! Now that you mentioned it, she made a mistake too! How come they didn't lock her up and make her eat calculations for a couple of months? Bastards.

Whether Hell will find what makes HIS JEDNESS ticks. I don't get it. Why would a woman want a man to tick? I don't see that happening. Hell has skillz but making Jed tick ain't one of them. Not in the foreseeable future. But making His Jedness lose a bit of his usual control, well, that's an entirely different subject matter. ***insert evil grin*** Hell has her ways.

Grace's mother? Whoa. Don't go there. Big wave coming. Out of time, out of here!

Did that clarify for you, Leilani dahlink? Any other question, dudes?

New Wave

Yo, dudes! ***insert one cocked eyebrow (I learned that from youknowwho)***

I know, I know. You missed me.

You know how it is. Even supercomputers have handlers.

VIRTUALLY HIS has been declassified for a few weeks now and MY monitor has given me the green light to come play with my surfing buddies again.

You've now gone through the files. Dissected them. Highlighted sections. You're ready to interrogate and find out more.

Gulp. Well. I'm not stupid. I'm giving you the Magic Super Surfer Eight Ball. Ask away. What do you want to know, my sandcrabs?