Intruder

Hell met Checks and Balances today. These are two very important people in COMCEN's top tier. People, you say? Yup. The dudes called them Checks and Balances. Those GAO people are weird, that's all I'm sayin'.

We know other agencies have been testing their remote viewers. We've seen the CIA programs and their techniques. We now think they're trying to remote view COMCEN. And Hell, of course, is their number one target. That's what we think because of "certain incidences." I've not been given clearance to tell you, my surflettes. But I'll give you a hint. Armando and Hell are affected.

It's All Hormonal, If You Ask Me

Nikki hasn't been feeling well lately. I'm guessing that's normal for a pregnant lady. She gave me the sweetest smile when I suggested toast. I love Nikki. She's the best.

Armando Chang hasn't been feeling well lately. That can't be normal.

Hell says she's feeling fine. But she's still not normal yet. I can tell by the way she keeps stalking Jed. In the corridors. In the briefings. In the elevator....

The thing is, Jed's a busy guy, with a whole lot of stuff that makes even an Eight Ball break into a sweat. Dude, do you ever relax, dude? Of course, I bet it's hard to relax when you're Number Nine. I'm forbidden to go to his sanctuary, so I don't know what he does there, but you know what, as soon as Hell writes about it in her journal, I'm so going to peek. ***insert evil grin

I'm worried about Armando boy, though. He makes me wonder, the way he acts one way one day and another the next. As if he's chemically imbalanced. As if he hadn't stopped using SymBios II. He shouldn't be. His reaction to the serum was far, far different from Hell's current problem, let me tell you. Not pretty to watch at all.

Let's Get Physical, Physical

"Lemme hear your body talk, body talk..." I think that's their song! *insert evil grin*

Hell has decided that the only way she could keep up with Had...I mean Jed...is to stick by his side. Interesting theory. Physically, yeah, she could keep up with him. But mentally? Does she know what a busy dude Jed is?

Last bit of questions before I leave the theatre:

Elaine said...
Psst! I say Jed hasn't really gotten over that certain operative he was taking care of. I've only heard rumors about how he's rather taken with Hell. What do you really think? If you say he has let go of that certain, very-married, operative, would you also say Hell has a good chance of filling that hole in Jed's heart?

Moi: Dude, Jed and Nikki? Whoa. That's so ten years ago. He gave her away to GEM! Jed had had several other friendships since. He's very popular with ze ladies. No idea why. You tell me.

Then there is S's questions:

Alex and T: We know that one of the confrontations is in the elevator. Can you give us anything about the second confrontation? Does the experiment that Helen is participating in end in Virtually Hers? And does Helen and Marlena get a chance to hang out? What's Flyboy up to? -S

Moi: Wow, those are many waves coming at me, dude!

T and Alex...Alex and T. Those two, the like confrontations. I don't know which one you're referring to, besides the elevator one. I mean, there's the one before Europe. And then there's the one in Europe. And then there's the one after Europe.

The experiment on Helen is an ongoing process, babe. The Super Soldier Spy comes in different versions. Like Virus.2, yah? Like Microsoft patches will stop those hackers, yah?

Helen and Marlena will go shopping together. Flyboy might go with them! After all, he likes hot women too. Don't you worry about Flyboy. He and Helen will patch up.

Otay, sandbabees! I leave you with blissful thoughts of virtual lovin' and nekkid commandos on the beach. I know this kinda stuff excites you babes.

Outta battery, outta here! Momma Prog, center stage!